Little Blue Corvette
Friday, April 29. 2016
Never Too Young to Die was a unique blend of ridiculousness. It starred post-KISS Gene Simmons, pre-Full House John Stamos, and Denise Matthews and Robert Englund right in the middle of their respective times as Vanity and Freddy Krueger. The plot was a smash-up of The Karate Kid and James Bond, but somehow still reminds me of Dragnet (the Dan Aykroyd/Tom Hanks one). It wasn't necessarily good, but it wasn't boring. Dumb as it was, though, it managed to include a sequence with Matthews driving Fast & Furious-style with a fourth-gen Corvette. Continuing my appreciation of the C4, I converted another promo into her ride.
